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My name starts with F and ends with N . It sounds highly dangerous to have someone that names with F
because shes a violent monster truck that will attack any meanies she sees in streets or roads .
Three words; Peach Tea, Orange and Ekar's 4 legged spider.
-PARAMORE CONCERT 07 March 2010
-still have yet to meet Russell Peters.
-driving license.
-small lappy!
the rest is to be unveiled.
ZULKARNAIN ISMAIL.
bestfriend and boyfriend.
Since 30 august 2007.
i was having tuition whn my tutor started LOLing reading Reader's Digest. den she ask me 2 read this section called Laughter, The Best Medicine. so here are the jokes which i found really cute =p
A struggling actor walks into a zoo, looking for a job "The gorilla, one of our star attractions, has just died," says the manager. "I'll pay you $300 a day to dress in this monkey suit and pretend to be him," The actor agrees and spends the next few minutes in a cage amusing visitors. But they soon grow bored and move on to the lion enclosure next door. Desperate to keep his new job, the actor climbs up the wall and dangles just out of the lion's reach. This infuriated the lion but delights the visitors. The actor performs the stunt everyday, drawing huge crowds. Thrilled, the zoo manager increases his wage to $500. The one day, the actor loses his grip and lands at the lion's feet. It chases him round the cage until he starts screaming, "Help me! Help me!" The lion pounces. "Shut up you idiot." it says. "Do you want to get us both fired?"
hee heres another.
I asked my husband if he wanted to renew our vows. He got so excited - he thought they'd expired. -_-
